Thoughts

Patrick: Come on, I’ll help you. Ok, now, say it. Say it.
Me: I can’t.
Patrick: You’re never going to feel better unless you get this thing off your chest. (shows creature on chest)
Me: I know, Patrick. (pulls the creature off)
Patrick: Say it. Say it.
Me: I’m a Re-Blogger.
Patrick: You’re a Re-blogger and what?
Me: There?
Patrick: No. Proud.
Me: I’m a Re-blogger and I’m proud.
Patrick: Good! Say it louder.
Me: (louder) I’m Re-blogger and I’m proud.
Patrick: Louder.
Me: (louder) I’m Re-blogger and I’m PROUD!
Patrick: Louder!
Me: (loudest) I'M A RE-BLOGGER AND I'M PROUD! I'M A RE-BLOGGER AND I'M PROUD!